Hatsukoi Monster First Impressions

Hatsukoi Monster is a perfect example of why you can’t judge a show without watching it. Everything about Hatsukoi Monster looked like it was going to be positively dreadful, from the stupid premise to the pv featuring nothing but untranslated voice acting over character art from the manga. In fact, Hatsukoi Monster was one of the few shows I considered leaving unwatched under the assumption that there was no way it wouldn’t be bad. But morbid curiosity kept pulling me back in. I figured there had to be something more to Hatsukoi Monster for it to have that premise and be popular enough to get an anime adaption and be licensed in English.

Guys, Hatsukoi Monster was so much fun. Firstly, the animation looked nice. The characters sometimes looked a bit wonky, which was unsurprising to me considering their ornate, very manga-ey designs, but I feel the show compensated with beautiful color choices and excellent composition.

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Rewrite First Impressions

Okay, here’s the deal with this post. I have a general policy watching every episode twice before reviewing it, one time all the way through, the other to pause and take notes and screenshots. Obviously, it would be absolute madness to apply this to Rewrite. I cannot imagine forcing myself to watch that forty-seven minute long pile of dogshit twice. Hell, when I scrolled over the time bar to see whether it was almost over and saw how fucking long the episode was, I nearly cried. Instead, this posts sole image will be this season’s new feature: “Why Am I Watching This”. The idea of this feature is for every first episode I put down an etch mark for every time I ask myself why I’m watching it or am tempted to drop it.

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Rewrite wasn’t very good

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Tah-Dah! Summer 2016 Anime Preview

Yesss….I’ve been meaning to make a seasonal for years, but this is the first time I’ve managed to put one together before the start of the season.

Before the first episodes air, everything’s guesswork. Sure, you may be familiar with the source material, but poor execution can murder a good story, and excellent execution can redeem a story previously deemed bad. You can bang on all you want about pedigree, but so many people work on any single anime series that liking a director, scriptwriter, character designer, etc, isn’t any guarantee either. All of these are fairly shallow observations based off the pvs and premises which can be boiled down to “the visuals look_” and “I’ve had _experience with this genre”.

I’ve done basically no research outside of what can be found on anichart.

The Single Anime I Can Almost Guarantee I’ll Like

Handa-Kun

Although Handa-Kun is a prequel to Barakamon (which I also love), its style of comedy is very different. Where as Barakamon was a fairly grounded dramedy, Handa-Kun is an off-the-wall screwball farce. In fact, Handa-Kun bares a strong resemblance to Sakamoto Desu Ga, the difference being that Sakamoto was genuinely an omnipotent omniscient being capable of solving any problem he runs across and Handa is a socially awkward dork with a massive persecution complex, whose prickly defensive comments are intepreted as words of wisdom by those around him.

In Weebcast’s Spring 2016 first impressions episode, they described Sakamoto and Tanaka-Kun as fitting within a genre of shows generally titled something along the lines of “_kun is” and about one weird guy and how his various classmates react to him. Handa-kun is an inversion of this formula as it’s about a cast of weirdos bouncing off of a (relatively) normal guy.

I love the manga this is adapting and Sei Handa is one of my all time favorite characters. I don’t expect this show to be mindblowingly good or anything, but I look forward to it no matter what.

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Musaigen no Phantom World Episode 02

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Musaigen no Phantom World is perilously close to dropping of my watchlist. The amount of badly executed, unnecessary exposition is mind boggling. It starts by telling us that phantoms are an illusion, which I think is actually a pretty good idea. I would love to watch a show where all the characters have brains that have been slightly altered and everyone is constantly interacting with creatures that may or not exist. That would be dope. Unfortunately, Musaigen no Phantom World is not that show. When phantoms shows up, all the characters seem be interacting with the same thing. When a character punches a phantom, they clearly make physical contact. All the nonsense about illusions is just set dressing that commits the cardinal sin of being both pretentious and dumb. The only thing important we learn in this one minute and forty seconds long exposition dump, is that sealing phantoms doesn’t kill them and that they may potentially reappear.  All of this is before the theme song has even started. Continue reading “Musaigen no Phantom World Episode 02”

Hai to Gensou no Grimgar First Impressions

I came in to Grimgar with very low expectations and came out pleasantly surprised. Grimgar is in the school of rpg style fantasy anime that have popped up in recent years, but unalike most of its brethren, Grimgar is no wish fulfillment fantasy. In fact, Grimgar almost feels akin to a survivalist drama. Our base premise is that twelve individuals awaken in a tower with no memories outside of their own names. They’re lead to a recruitment desk where they are strongly encouraged to join Volunteer Soldier Squad in exchange for ten silver coins. They are technically given the option to refuse, but they are told that there is no other labor available to them. Naturally, they all join. The strongest form a team, leaving the rest to form a party, the latter being our heroes. Our protagonists are not left completely helpless, they have a small amount of money, weapons, and a weeks worth of training in some skill or another (which is more than the protagonists of most survivalist dramas get), but they aren’t given much by way of advantages either. In most rpg style fantasy shows, the heroes, whether it’s acknowledged or not, are given  something by way of heightened speed or enhanced strength which allows them to keep up with the monsters. Our heroes, on the other hand, seem to have the strength, speed, and stamina of your everyday highschoolers. In the first scene, our six heroes face off against a pair Goblins (Goblins being the weakest class of monster) and proceed to have their asses walloped, primarily due to their own incompetence.

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Replace “might be” with “are definitely”

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First Impressions Digest: Sekkou Boys and Oshiete! Galko-chan

Sekkou Boys

My most anticipated anime of the season. Seriously. It’s a show about a woman with statue related trauma who  becomes the manager of an idol group composed of marble busts. It’s stupid, hilarious and beautiful.

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Dagashi Kashi First Impressions

Who ever decided that dagashi translates as “candy” is on cocaine. The term “dagashi” clearly encompasses not only sweet, but savory junkfood as well.

Pizza flavored candy
Pizza flavored candy

I spent awhile befuddled by why Dagashi Kashi was so watchable. No matter how I spun it, Dagashi Kashi is a fairly standard romcom distinguished neither by originality or exceptional execution. It was only today that I figured it out; Dagashi Kashi didn’t hit any sour notes. None of the humor was hilarious (I only laughed maybe twice), but none of it was obnoxious or buffoonish either. None of the characters were strikingly memorable, but neither were they stock characters. This may sound like feeble praise, but in an industry flooded with cheap, cynical shows designed to cash in on the latest crazes populated with characters that little more than “types” designed to part otaku from their spending money, Dagashi Kashi’s sincerity is rare. Continue reading “Dagashi Kashi First Impressions”